October 25th, 2007
I ran across this joke recently and it reminded me how much I’ve always enjoyed it.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnâ€™t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: â€œMy friend is dead! What can I do?â€
The operator says: â€œCalm down, I can help. First, letâ€™s make sure heâ€™s dead.â€
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: â€œOK, now what?â€
2 men walk into a bar.
3rd man ducks.
a classic favorite of mine
A pirate walks into a coffe house, with a paper towel on his head.
He walks up to the barista and says, can I get a tall latte?
She says, sure, but do you know there's something on your head?
Pirate says, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR, indeed, there's a bounty on me head.
This joke brought to you by: the elder M.Z.
(I laughed…the younger M.Z. groaned.)