June 8th, 2009

It Would Help Me Get More Readers

(From PostRejects, which I do not endorse wholeheartedly. Browse at your own risk!)
July 25th, 2008


I saw this on someone’s Facebook profile and loved it, so now you get to read it, too.

EDIT: I read this one over at Toothpaste for Dinner and thought it fit the theme pretty well:

October 25th, 2007


I ran across this joke recently and it reminded me how much I’ve always enjoyed it.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”