I saw this on someone’s Facebook profile and loved it, so now you get to read it, too.
EDIT: I read this one over at Toothpaste for Dinner and thought it fit the theme pretty well:
I ran across this joke recently and it reminded me how much I’ve always enjoyed it.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnâ€™t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: â€œMy friend is dead! What can I do?â€
The operator says: â€œCalm down, I can help. First, letâ€™s make sure heâ€™s dead.â€
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: â€œOK, now what?â€