September 29th, 2005
Dove Chocolate Is Trying To Get Me Fired
You know how they have little sayings/quips/advice on the inside of the wrappers around the Dove Promises chocolate? I had one today that said “Flirting is mandatory.”
No one needs that kind of trouble.
I think they mean it's good for you, so long as all involved take it in a lighthearted manner (I read that in a magazine, must be true).
However, it's probably dangerous to live according to the opinions of chocolate.
Mmm, flirty chocolate.