Snakes On A Plane
EDIT: The song has finally been recorded. Download here.
Because of this, I give you the following.
To the tune of “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas:
I board my ride
I put my seat back upright and I stow my tray
On my feet
I feel a slithering and I turn to clay
Snakes on a plane
Everyone sees snakes on a planeThey are long
You think they are slimy but they’re really not
All they do
Is scare the flight attendants and stay uncaught
Snakes on a plane
All they are is snakes on a plane, ohhNow, don’t freak out
They can sense your fear and then they’ll bite your face
Then slip away
To hide in the overhead compartment space
Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
You’re sure there are snakes on a plane?Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
Who let all these snakes on a plane?
A plane
And there it is, my Snakes on a Plane song.
1)Two big thumbs up on the "theme song".
2)I *love* the line "All they do/is scare the flight attendents and stay uncaught" (ryhmes with not.
3)Has Samuel L Jackson sunk this low? What was the last movie he made that wasn't for kids or a cheesy feelgood or a silly, silly military thing? Anyone?
Did you just craft that up?
I have to say, that's the best song parody EVER.
Yep, that's all me.
Thanks!
"…they'll bite your face…" is what really got me.
You're like the next Wayne Brady ovah heah.