September 28th, 2005

Snakes On A Plane

EDIT: The song has finally been recorded. Download here.

Because of this, I give you the following.

To the tune of “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas:

I board my ride
I put my seat back upright and I stow my tray
On my feet
I feel a slithering and I turn to clay
Snakes on a plane
Everyone sees snakes on a plane

They are long
You think they are slimy but they’re really not
All they do
Is scare the flight attendants and stay uncaught
Snakes on a plane
All they are is snakes on a plane, ohh

Now, don’t freak out
They can sense your fear and then they’ll bite your face
Then slip away
To hide in the overhead compartment space
Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
You’re sure there are snakes on a plane?

Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
Who let all these snakes on a plane?
A plane

And there it is, my Snakes on a Plane song.

5 Comments on “Snakes On A Plane”

  1. the obscure says:

    1)Two big thumbs up on the "theme song".

    2)I *love* the line "All they do/is scare the flight attendents and stay uncaught" (ryhmes with not.

    3)Has Samuel L Jackson sunk this low? What was the last movie he made that wasn't for kids or a cheesy feelgood or a silly, silly military thing? Anyone?

  2. Brian Arnold says:

    Did you just craft that up?

    I have to say, that's the best song parody EVER.

  3. MadMup says:

    Yep, that's all me.


  4. kim says:

    "…they'll bite your face…" is what really got me.

  5. Brian Arnold says:

    You're like the next Wayne Brady ovah heah.

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