May 5th, 2006

With Apologies to Paul and John

To the tune of “When I’m 64” by The Beatles:

When I get older, postings are rare, a couple hours from now
Will you still be clicking on things underlined, email links and commenting fine?
If I don’t post ‘till week number three, would you get too bored?
Will you still need me, will you still read me
When I’m thirty-four?

Mmmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
You’ll be older, too. (Aaaaah)
And if you say the word,
I will post for you.

I could eat candy, noting the lines written on the wrap
You could read other sites while waiting for posts, read a good book or take a long nap
Talking of cats and Snakes on a Plane, who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still read me
When I’m thirty four?

Every year in school I will comment on and write about, if it’s not too drear.
I will rant and rave.
Comments are welcome from: all of you. And Dave.

Send me an email, drop me a line, tell me ‘bout your blog.
Indicate precisely if you’ve got an URL, I might link to you, boy or a girl.
So for now I’ll keep posting these things, rambling more and more
Will you still need me, will you still read me,
When I’m thirty-four?

Based on my friend Kat’s singing just the line “When I’m thirty-four” on the phone. She’d kill me if I didn’t give her at least a little credit.

April 25th, 2006

Pet Sounds

A few weeks back I bought the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds. I have always liked The Beach Boys, but I only owned a couple of compilation albums that had all of their most popular songs. I had always heard that Pet Sounds was “groundbreaking” and a “must have,” so I finally bought it.

I had heard four of the thirteen songs on the album before, but the rest were new to me. To my untrained ear, it sounded like, well, The Beach Boys. So what was so groundbreaking? After all, I had heard that after The Beatles heard this album they freaked out, along the lines of “Brian Wilson is so far ahead of us!” and “We better catch up!” (Their answer was Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, an album widely acknowledged as an album that changed the face of pop music forever.)

I asked a friend of mine why Pet Sounds was so groundbreaking. Those of you who grew up with me will immediately know who this friend is, as he is widely considered the “go-to guy” for all things Beach Boys, but he has asked me not to name him here. The internet celebrity afforded by my site would, no doubt, overwhelm him and he would be swamped with offers.

I mock him here, but he really is quite knowledgeable on this subject, so I post his response in its entirety (though edited for various things such as non-capitalized letters and such). I realize this will be interesting to exactly .02% of you reading this, but I felt his breakdown was … breakdown-y enough that other people ought to be able to read it.

It is ground breaking in that it turned pop song form inside out and then tore it up and then taped it back together again. The structure of “You Still Believe in Me,” “Don’t Talk,” and “That’s Not Me” were very bold compared to the standard verse chorus verse chorus bridge (maybe a third verse) chorus. Even songs like “God Only Knows” which was fairly traditional in construction were ground breaking in chord progressions, modulations within the verse and chorus that required another modulation to get back to the original key for the start of the second verse.

Also all of the instrumentation and orchestration was pretty unusual. Most songs have 2 or three basses (2 different electric basses and one acoustic) to give the bass line a really fat sound. Throughout you will hear such exotic (at the time) instruments as the bass harmonica (“I Know There’s an Answer”), accordion (“Wouldn’t It Be Nice”), flute (“God Only Knows”), all manner of other wind instruments (listen for the oboe that doubles the vocal melody on the verses of “I’m Waiting For the Day”) and strings (the surprise slow down at the end of that same “I’m Waiting” as well as all of “Don’t Talk”). Also the intro to “You Still Believe in Me,” is Brian [Wilson] plucking the piano strings of a piano prepared with little washers and stuff on the strings to give it a funny jangly sound. The weird guitar solo in the middle of “Let’s Go Away for a While” was made by using a coke bottle on the guitar strings. These are just a few examples of the kind of innovation and experimentation that the album is chock full of.

Then there is the percussion. Brian had been eschewing the simple backbeat played on the normal drumset and cymbals for a few albums now (check out the original version of “Let Him Run Wild”). The best examples of his spare but dramatic use of percussion are found in “Don’t Talk” (in which the bass provides most of the “beat” and also contains timpani), the tambourine featured throughout “I Know There’s an Answer,” the carefully placed and fairly raucus (for a relatively contemplative song) drums in “That’s Not Me.” The exotic sounding “drums” at the beginning of “Caroline No” (that alternate with the tambourine) are actually orange juice bottles filled with water to achieve the exact sound Brian wanted. Then of course there is “Pet Sounds” which is a percussionist extravaganza.

Also the subject matter was very advanced for the time. Consider what songs topped the charts the same year as “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” (a song about yearning for the day when they could spend the night together) and “God Only Knows” broke into the top 40:

“We Can Work It Out” (Beatles)
“Wild Thing” (Troggs)
“Counting Flowers on the Wall” (Statler Brothers)
“You Can’t Hurry Love” (Supremes)
“Good Lovin'” (Young Rascals)
“Ballad of the Green Beret” (Sgt. Barry Sadler)
“Barbara Ann” (Beach Boys)

Lyrics like “I once had a dream so I packed up and split for the city/I soon found out that my lonely life wasn’t so pretty” strike a sharp contrast to the relatively fun, straightforward approach those other songs took.

Finally there was the depth of the production which in part was based in everything above. You will hear this especially in the stereo version of “Wouldn’t It Be Nice.” Ignore the words and listen to just the instruments. No one else sounded this . . . full and wide open at the time, with the possible exception of Phil Spector productions. I could go on. I have probably said more than you care to read anyway. Enjoy.

On top of all that, the album is enjoyable to listen to. Many “concept albums” are a chore to listen to, as you feel like you ought to be getting something more out of them, but this album still succeeds as listenable.

Rest assured this won’t be turning into a “music blog” any time soon. Though you might (read: probably will) get a song-by-song breakdown of the new Weird Al album when it’s released, that’ll be about it. I just wanted to share Da — oops, I almost told you his name!

That was close.

September 28th, 2005

Snakes On A Plane

EDIT: The song has finally been recorded. Download here.

Because of this, I give you the following.

To the tune of “Dust in the Wind” by Kansas:

I board my ride
I put my seat back upright and I stow my tray
On my feet
I feel a slithering and I turn to clay
Snakes on a plane
Everyone sees snakes on a plane

They are long
You think they are slimy but they’re really not
All they do
Is scare the flight attendants and stay uncaught
Snakes on a plane
All they are is snakes on a plane, ohh

Now, don’t freak out
They can sense your fear and then they’ll bite your face
Then slip away
To hide in the overhead compartment space
Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
You’re sure there are snakes on a plane?

Snakes on a plane
Everywhere are snakes on a plane
Who let all these snakes on a plane?
A plane

And there it is, my Snakes on a Plane song.