November 14th, 2006
Here He Is!
I am now the proud owner of a 1999 Saturn Station Wagon:
He’s small and zippy and takes cheap gas. I like him! I can actually tell where the corners are on him, too, so parking’s been a lot easier.
There’s only one thing left to do: put a sticker on him that says “Chick Magnet.” I figure that’s the only way anyone will ever know he is one.
You could also put giant stereo speakers where the back seats would be.
Nice ride!
Welcome to the Saturn family! We're on our 4th since 1997!
Cars are never male, for the record.
Also, I think you should do the speakers thing and also hang some bling from your mirrors.
Next meetup: Pimp Mark's Ride.
Uh, station wagons are not chick magnets, sorry, Mark; and they're not what they used to be, and there's no place to hide the booze.