Here He Is!
I am now the proud owner of a 1999 Saturn Station Wagon:
He’s small and zippy and takes cheap gas. I like him! I can actually tell where the corners are on him, too, so parking’s been a lot easier.
There’s only one thing left to do: put a sticker on him that says “Chick Magnet.” I figure that’s the only way anyone will ever know he is one.