November 14th, 2006

Here He Is!

I am now the proud owner of a 1999 Saturn Station Wagon:

Meet Siam

He’s small and zippy and takes cheap gas. I like him! I can actually tell where the corners are on him, too, so parking’s been a lot easier.

There’s only one thing left to do: put a sticker on him that says “Chick Magnet.” I figure that’s the only way anyone will ever know he is one.

5 Comments on “Here He Is!”

  1. the obscure says:

    You could also put giant stereo speakers where the back seats would be.

  2. Meags says:

    Nice ride!

  3. A person says:

    Welcome to the Saturn family! We're on our 4th since 1997!

  4. HorizonPurple says:

    Cars are never male, for the record.

    Also, I think you should do the speakers thing and also hang some bling from your mirrors.

    Next meetup: Pimp Mark's Ride.

  5. wew says:

    Uh, station wagons are not chick magnets, sorry, Mark; and they're not what they used to be, and there's no place to hide the booze.

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