December 16th, 2005
‘Tis The Season
Embarrassing Fact About Me #217:
My three favorite Christmas albums, in order:
1) The Beach Boys
2) Celine Dion
3) The Statler Brothers
And that’s why I’ll never be President.
Embarrassing Fact About Me #217:
My three favorite Christmas albums, in order:
1) The Beach Boys
2) Celine Dion
3) The Statler Brothers
And that’s why I’ll never be President.
The breif inquiry would go something like this:
Man: Are you now or have you ever expressed appreciation for that acknowledged cog of evil known as "A Very Statler Christmas"?
Mup:*takes headhones off* I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sweet cascade of Statler brother harmonies that lavishly embellish "O Come All ye faithful"
Man: *Turns to crowd* Ladies and gentlemen! What further proof do you need?
Crowd: *groans, hisses, boos*
At least that's not as bad as Marcus' interesting fact that he revealed to me recently… he used to watch Golden Girls… on purpose… and liked it.
Wait, people actually listen to Celine Dion??
*head asplodes*
I like Celine Dion, but I hated her Christmas album.