May 15th, 2005
Stupid Stupid Stupid
I just got back from doing an improv show to find that I had left a candle burning the whole time I was gone – a little over five hours.
I have never done anything like that before (that I can remember), and it scares me.
That does not warrant the title "Stupid Stupid Stupid" however. My mother does it all the time, and I want to kick her when she does, but I restrain myself.
Next time, befor eyou leave the house, just make sure all candles are out, and all slave children are in their respective closets.
My mom used to leave candles burning all the time, but they were in glass jars. Glad nothing happened.
Shut de do', keep out de debil;
Shut de do', keep de debil in de night.
Shut de do', keep out de debil,
Light de candle, ev'y-ting is allright.
I say light de candle, ev'y-ting is allright!