“She’s not a cyclist,” Armstrong says, “but she’ll pick it up. She’s very fit, and she surfs, hikes and does yoga.”
–Five-time Tour de France champion LANCE ARMSTRONG after giving girlfriend SHERYL CROW a bicycle for her upcoming birthday, quoted in USA Today.
I don’t find it odd that Lance Armstrong thinks Sheryl Crow will pick up bicycling very quickly. I do, however, find it very odd that Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow are dating. How does a bicyclist hook up with a rock star? What kind of function are you having where you invite movie stars, rock stars, and, oh, yeah, don’t forget the bicyclists.
It just seems very strange to me.