February 10th, 2006

America’s Army Review

We interrupt this series to point you towards my latest review.

December 21st, 2005

Shadow The Hedgehog Review

I think I may have invited some legal trouble with this review, particularly in the “Under the Shrinkwrap” section.

The prosecution’s case would go something like this:

“Your Honor, we at SEGA, on the advice – nay, the guarantee – of the accused went through great effort to produce a 2D side-scrolling Sonic the Hedgehog game for the latest game consoles. This game did not sell well and now SEGA is out of business. This is all the accused’s fault and we demand justice.”

They’d probably legal it up a bit, but that’s the gist of it.

Please come and visit me in jail once in a while, won’t you?

December 5th, 2005

Karaoke Revolution Party Review

This one was fun.

The problem with games like this is that I keep them. The problem with keeping them is that I can’t turn them in and get credit towards an Xbox 360.

Next time you visit, we’ll bust this one out and have some fun with it, okay?