October 25th, 2007
Joke
I ran across this joke recently and it reminded me how much I’ve always enjoyed it.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?â€
The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.â€
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?â€
2 men walk into a bar.
3rd man ducks.
a classic favorite of mine
A pirate walks into a coffe house, with a paper towel on his head.
He walks up to the barista and says, can I get a tall latte?
She says, sure, but do you know there's something on your head?
Pirate says, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR, indeed, there's a bounty on me head.
This joke brought to you by: the elder M.Z.
(I laughed…the younger M.Z. groaned.)