I went to bed early last night, but here I am awake – not because I’m fully rested and ready to go, oh no. It’s because fire ants are apparently holding a convention in my throat.
I was walking through Target when it hit. Right around 4:45 my throat started feeling sore and my nose started running. I’d been fine before that. I’ve never been able to document the beginning of an illness before, so maybe this will help scientists out and they’ll name some awful thing after me.
I took some medicine and I will now try to go back to bed.
Stupid fire ants.