Despite what you might think, it’s not really like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
But it might be a police officer who sets off the don’t-steal-stuff alarm while walking out of the doors at Target.
I laughed out loud, and he kind of thought it was funny, too. He made a pretense of showing me his receipt, but I didn’t get a good look at it. What am I going to do about it, anyway? I don’t work there, and he’s the one carrying a gun.