November 5th, 2004


I figured out how Listerine (yes, the mouthwash) works: it burns off the top layer of anything it touches, germs and all, much like the entryway to the facility in Michael Crichton’s The Andromeda Strain.

All I can say is that if you’re going to have a fire in your mouth, it might as well have a hint of orange flavor to it.

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