By tomorrow (Saturday, in case you’re confused) I’m supposed to have three characters for our final improv class. They can be anything, but I gotta have three. I do “loud guy” too much, so I need others.
Maybe “quiet guy”? “Guy with breathing problems”? “Bearded lady”?
I’m guessing I shouldn’t do like that one time in 8th grade where we needed a pantomime and I made mine up on the spot because I never worked on it. It was “Snoopy vs. the Red Baron” and it got a lot of laughs, but it’s poor planning.
“Mute dog”? “Smilin’ Jimmy”? “Ninja with garlic breath”?
Man…this is gonna be rough.